May 2013
leozhang:
rudegesturesatnuns:
did anyone notice that in the map of the argo II the bedding of each camper is orange for greek and purple for roman? pipers is is purple. Foreshadowing??? Me being too perspective?? they needed an equal color scheme??
WHERE IS THIS FROM
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Anonymous asked: Can you play chess?
Anonymous asked: Hint No. 1- R3 C1
wills-dragon-tattoo:
exquisitehorror:
on a scale of one to wanting to throw yourself off Blackfriars Bridge, how much did Clockwork Princess emotional destroy you
wanting to drown myself like James Herondale
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Tessa: Is something wrong?
Will: No, I simply—I did not bring you here that I might maul you in the Whispering Gallery.
Tessa: I am not asking you to maul me in the Whispering Gallery! But by the Angel, Will, would you stop being so polite?
Will: But wouldn’t you rather—
Tessa: I would not rather. I don’t want you to be polite! I want you to be Will! I don’t want you to indicate points of architectural interest to me as if you were a Baedeker guide! I want you to say dreadfully mad, funny things and make up songs and be— the Will I fell in love with— And be Will. Or I shall hit you with my umbrella.
Will: I am trying to court you. Court you properly. That’s what all this has been about. You know that, don’t you?
Tessa: Mr. Rochester never courted Jane Eyre.
Will: No, he dressed up as a woman and terrified the poor girl out of her wits. Is that what you want?
Tessa: You would make a very ugly woman.
Will: I would not. I would be stunning.
Tessa: There. There is Will. Isn’t that better? Don’t you think so?
Will: I don’t know. I’m afraid to answer that. I’ve heard that when I speak, it makes American women wish to strike me with umbrellas.
So does anyone want to judge my application for Choir Council?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I’M HOPING I DIDN’T MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF BUT ONLY YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
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continualsanitynotlikely:
uss-gallifrey:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
Are you Lady Gaga
#bitch I might be
Anonymous asked: I realize this is really creepy but I assure you that I am not a serial killer.
My Jem is Gone
cassandraclare:
Oh my God. This is so cute. And if you’ve read I Want My Hat Back it is especially genius, but if not, it is still genius and so cute. And maybe made me cry. A little. Even I have feels sometimes.
imaginingstorms:
+spoilers for CP2+
I saw this post
and I was like i need to make that one comic
and so i did.
under the read more because its long and spoilers
Read More
sevenpoints:
iidelirium:
captainragtag:
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY...
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mrscarstairs:
“What happened to them?” Tessa whispered. “The woodcutter and the musician?”
Jem’s smile was sad. “Zhong Ziqi died, and Yu Boya played his last song over his friend’s grave. Then he broke his qin and never played again.”
CASSANDRA CLARE, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. DON’T THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT FORESHADOWING YOU SATANIST.
So today I dissected a dogfish (basically a small shark)
It smelled. I smelled
I accidentally cut through a fin joint
aaaand I ripped out it’s liver
Guys, I’m an awesome surgeon
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annabethoswald:
heart-of-caramel:
i just realized both jason and tristan mclean are allowed to call piper ‘pipes’
and leo was politely denied
it’s ok, Leo is the only one allowed to call her “Beauty Queen”
of-course-she-had-a-belly-button:
Annabeth: Really, Octavian? Maybe harpies are different here, on the Roman side. Ours have just enough intelligence to clean cabins and cook lunches. Do yours usually foretell the future? Do you consult them for your auguries?
Percy: *so proud*
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What The Mortal Instruments taught me
Jace taught me: Love is not a weakness. It's a strength
Clary taught me: It doesn't matter what size you are. It's inside what counts.
Simon taught me: Geeks are people too. Love them.
Izzy taught me: Nothing less than 7 inches.
Alec taught me: Never be ashamed of your sexuality.
Jonathan/Sebastian taught me: A parents love can destroy an innocent child.
Magnus taught me: Just be freaking fabulous.
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sexual orientation: will herondale
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza:
X-Men
Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
Batman
Star Trek
Star Wars
And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
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Ithuriel:
Valentine:
Ithuriel: you make fEEEEEEL LIKE
Valentine: don't
Ithuriel: I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN
Valentine: here we go again
Ithuriel: FOR TOO LOoOoONG
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HOUSE OF HADES COVER ON MAY 31, DON'T FORGET
angelicpower:
being in the mortal instruments fandom proves that good things come to those who wait
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
Anonymous asked: I like your red shirt. The one you wore today.
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hungryhungryhaley:
the-vashta-nerada:
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
He looks like a Caucasian form of a goblin from the hobbit
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blue-gold-demigod-clouds:
annabethchasy:
fandom-crazy:
stuckintartarus:
bladeofthenebula:
*Whispers* Grover doesn’t know Percy and Annabeth fell into Tartarus.
*whispers back* neither do sally or paul
IT GOT WORSE
*whispers* imagine tyson’s reaction when he was told
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the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34
Time to move to the UK
freddybenson:
happy mother’s day to the best mom out there
thanks, mom
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damnyoujacewayland:
But will the spaghetti bath be a part of that flashback that’s supposed to happen?
Percy: dad, what should I do about annabeth????
Poseidon: well, son [sebastian voice] KISS THA GIRL
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
tincanlantern:
The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
oh my god
yourhogwartsletter:
karenandthababes:
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today
#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative
#the only thing...
